"We've lived a very good life,"
A husband said to his wife.
"Oh have we?" she said,
As he got into bed,
And she cut off his head with a knife.
Ned's AnomalyBeep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep... Ned's alarm clock continued relentlessly until he shut it off and forced himself to leave his warm bed and prepare for another day at work.Ned's Anomaly by brianhaddad
Still waking up, Ned shuffled into the bathroom. Slowly, he positioned himself in front of the mirror and tried to remember what he was doing in there. Right, getting ready to go to work. In the distance he could hear a soft beeping sound, rhythmic and mundane. Must have forgot to turn off my alarm, he thought to himself.
Back in his room Ned checked his alarm, but it was quiet and properly set to go off the next morning. In his room there was complete silence, the beeping could not be heard. Strange. Ned set his alarm clock down on the dresser and returned to the bathroom, again trying to remember what he was doing.
Got to get ready to go. While he prepared his toothbrush, he rea
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